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Elephant Boner Assault

Played:

142

Size:

560 kb's

Description

Help Greg, the antagonist sneak up to the people from behind and ram them, avoiding the trash.

Instructions

You're probably wondering what exactly an elephant boner is. Well, when we were in grade-school, there was this ongoing joke where one kid would sneak up to another from behind and deliver a mighty knee into his backside. Upon doing this, the person administering the knee would shout "ELEPHANT BONER!"

In this game, you take control of an antagonist, Greghory. Greg is on a mission to share the lost joy of the elephant boner and spread peace to the entire world. Bone the people, dinosaurs, and scarecrows, but don't crash into the garbage.

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